Viral Moelis video has me asking - which MD would win in an all-MD thunderdome fight?

That was a solid punch, compact hook the the head, great follow through. One hit knockout. All without compromising the bag of Chinese food or roughing up the pristine suit. That's the sort of scrappiness that Moelis is known for, some real pit fighters there. If you can't punch a black lesbian in the face, how can you deliver for clients? 

But it did have me asking, if all MDs across the street were dropped into a Mad Max Thunderdome-esque fight, who would win? Who would the top seeds be? 

Gotta be some MDs out there who were former boxers, wrestlers, Navy Seals, etc. 

 

This will be a good thread.

My question is, is it more about the MD's "in a past life" experience or is it about which MDs set aside time in their middle age to take jiu-jitsu or something. 

Obviously ideal is to have both the background and the recent skill development.  

 

Ironically "they" actually had a long respected history in the sport of boxing in the early 1900s. A lot of great champions. 

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
 

Steve Bannon already seems scrappy but when he gets his prison reps I think he'd be a force

 

They can stake inside duel arena. In real life you are required to contact the police. Stupid advice you got there. What if the opposing party had a 9mm glock or m4 in their truck nearby? You want to provoke a rampage ? Stupid.

 

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