gin is the best liquor
first off
right off the bat.
we not gettin fat. the hang clean game stay tight. right.
miracles don't happen overnight. ight
because no extra nonsense. so when the divorce go thru we g2g immediately. overnight.
it's vodka with botanicals
in russian, there are suffixes which do nothing but "cutesify" a word. like babytalk. idk. so vodka is a "cutesy" version of water. in russian, vodka is cute water. like adorable.
gin is vodka with botanicals
i fux with botanicals and so should you
dude
but goldie, what are botanicals?
you know.
the shit you might find growing at the botanicals gardens
parsley. carrots and shit. cardamomz. all that got no calories but hella flavors
dont feed the gators
dont alert the neighbors
and like antioxidants? but i feel like antioxidants are fake news lately
im tryana oxidate very much thank you very much bigboi mindyabiznus
the best mixing liquor? yes it is.
you mix that shit with roided up horse piss it taste like transfixing pony tonic yes
little drop of CBD. little drop of GHB. rine & repeat and the test always go in the left cheek
Posts like this is why I nominated you for president. Thanks, Goldie.
im not qualified to be president of my toolshed
And it's basically hypoallergenic if you are allergic to beer
Bourbon till I die, but I am admittedly a sucker for a good G&T.
Is it correct to read this with an angry gangster voice?
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