Confession: I intentionally sabotaged another analyst's work product and I don't feel bad
It makes me so mad to see so many people, myself included, grind our butts off to get into IB, and meanwhile some nepo kid gets the exact same job just because his dad is a client.
When asked about what he did over the weekend, this kid will talk about how he went to his parent's lake house, flew to Florida for a vacation, or some way to tell everyone that he is richer than us.
Call me petty, but I can't stand this guy and I'm going to do everything I can to destroy his career. I've gone as far as intentionally hardcoding just a few variables in his models when he's away from his desk. He got absolutely lit up by an MD for this last week when a valuation was materially inaccurate, and it was the most satisfying thing to see. He's spending most of the 4th just going through his models checking for other errors he think he made. Pretty sure he's going to be button bucket.
What an interesting way to cope…
Behavior from OP is the formula to successfully becoming a 7th year analyst
Pray to god this is a troll post - stay in your lane man.
Your coworkers are so lucky to have you on their team!
you sin
I want to emphasize how fucked up this is. Calling you petty or sharp elbowed is being polite, you are toxic. I hope for your own sake that you get your envy in check and grow up.
For your own good you should stop ASAP before it is too late. Karma is real, either dealt by people or by the universe and there is zero way possible that this will not come back to absolutely destroy you
You are practically begging for him or the universe to get even in the future
Too much riff raff in banking these days.
S/he sounds so bitter and petty
Keep dreaming. You’ve done no such thing.
if you actually did this you would be caught and fired at any reputable bank.
I know this is most likely a troll post, but as an atheist, posts like this make me wish God was real so we could all get some judgement.
Assuming this isn’t a troll post, you’re probably one of those short, ugly, dorky kids that’s chronically angry that everyone else is better than them. If you can’t handle your emotions this early in your career, it’s only gonna get worse as you get older. Plus, people generally don’t want to work with angry losers with zero leadership qualities who can’t influence and lead a team. Good luck
In all fairness, OP's conduct definitely shows a go-getter attitude. A dork would stew in their anger and do nothing out of fear. If OP can channel these emotions to more constructive ends, he has a bright future ahead of him.
People have this rhetoric while also simultaneously hoping that their own kids can one day benefit from the same nepotism down the line lmao
Comparison is the thief of joy. Control what you can and make the most of it. If this is true you're on a crash course to having a miserable life. Sounds like you're young enough to make a change. Everyone in this world has some advantage that another does not. Stop stressing about it.
You are unironically an awful person if this isn't a troll post. Congrats, you absolutely fucked this guy up because he's kind of a dick sometimes. Was completely sacrificing your personal integrity worth it to you?
I hope this is found out by someone on your team and you get a blacklist. I also hope I never work with you in my lifetime, because you are actually poison and are definitely a nightmare to work with.
I'll go out on a limb here and say, good for you. Fuck that kid and his ilk. His daddy knowingly stole a spot from another, more deserving candidate. People are calling you toxic and a loser, and that might be true to an extent, but I legitimately don't care. If we all collectively stopped rimming rich people's asses and realize we have more in common with each other than with nepo douches like your coworker, this country would be a better place. Meritocracy my ass.
Would you have the same opinion if he did this to a diversity hire?
There's definitely a lot more nuance with diversity hiring. Depends on the type. If it's a legitimately socioeconomically disadvantaged person that's a hard worker and hungry for success, then I'd object to similar conduct. If it's some Ivy-educated rich kid that happens to have the right sexual orientation or ethnic background, I'd be more ambivalent. But then you could argue that people of color/minorities have been historically disadvantaged so it evens out and so on and so on. Not as clear cut as OPs case.
“Windows L” locks your computer while you are gone…. Just so you know from now on guys😂
Probably a troll, but the industry’s small so watch your back lmao
I don’t believe this for a second. this has got to be a troll post. Not that I don’t believe people can be this malicious and petty. I just hope better for humanity. If this post is for real I suggest you spend some time in self reflection.
Unfortunately behavior like this does exist sometimes - think there was an analyst who acted this way from my friend's group, and she was called out by possibly over a dozen people during her review for doing similar sounding stuff. Absolutely despicable
TLDR; OP is a sweaty awkward incel who has no friends and copes by sabotaging his coworker’s work out of jealousy. I hope you get found out and blacklisted from the industry. What a tool.
Did we all collectively miss the part where the coworker is a nepo hire? Can't say I find OPs behavior particularly mature, but I also struggle to feel any empathy whatsoever for the victim.
It doesn’t matter. You should be able to separate the morality of the act from the recipient. Intentionally fucking over not just the Nepo hire but by extension OP’s entire team is immature, childish, and plain gross behavior. I don’t care how big a dick the other dude is- this isn’t something a mature, normal fucking person does.
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