Wife’s friend (karate teacher) got me an interview at JPM

So my wife’s friend (karate teacher, 3 sessions a week) got me an interview at JPM. It’s someone that he knows who is the hiring manager.

Would this be frowned on?

 
Funniest

I hate to break it to you, i think your wife is fucking the karate teacher

 

Not even 3 months ago, you made the exact same post with “wife’s bf” instead of “karate teacher.” That post didn’t pop off like you wanted it to, and neither will this one.

You are gay and criminally unfunny. Try less hard please. 

 

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