Top Ten List of Hedge Fund Manager Quotes
An entertaining "top ten" list of quotes (some perhaps apocryphal) from hedge fund managers, according to a recent presentation by someone from U.K.-based Hermes, an LP:
10. “If we don’t charge 2 and 20, no one will take us seriously.â€
9. “We are 75% cash because we cannot find sufficient investments.â€
8. “We charge 3 and 30 because that is the only way we can keep our assets under several billion.â€
7. “We don’t invest in crowded shorts.â€
6. “I haven’t shorted before, but I do have my <abbr><abbr title="Chartered Financial Analyst">CFA</abbr></abbr>.â€
5. “Managed Futures are a better investment than Hedge Funds because Hedge Funds are a zerosum game.â€
4. “What’s a Master Trust?â€
3. “Your Head of Equity doesn’t understand our Hedge Fund strategy.â€
2. “Basically, I look <span><a href="/finance-dictionary/trading-overview">at the trading</a></span> screens all day and go with my gut.â€
1. “He will be with you in a minute sir, he’s still meeting with his architect.â€
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