Can you tell me about that time you spent a night with a prostitute?

The recent posts on what would you spend on with your bonus got me thinking. It’s something that I’ve seen folks do, but rarely openly talk about for obvious reasons. When you get your first bonus after being in the bunker for 16 hrs straight all year, never seeing daylight much less gf (or have gf like those guys that met a girl and quit), that one day when you finally get a piece, it must have crossed your mind. And I would bet that many are bold enough to pull the trigger. So here we are, questions for you all per the title. While many of those I’ve worked with in IB and beyond are in relatively stable long term relationships, there are sons who have over the years spent some of their killings on salacious evening encounters. Amsterdam, Prague, Taipei, Bangkok, you name it. What is the craziest story that you have, OK, “heard from a friend of a friend?” Where do they go? Did gangs show up? What happened and what went wrong?


Weirdest thing I’ve seen is ping pong mansion in Taipei. You basically go to a building and each room has a hooker. Ring the bell, she opens the door, if you like her, you go in and then, ya, go in. If you don’t, just move on to the next room, ring again, and repeat until you find one. It’s not rude to shut the door. That’s the game. 

 

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