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Not getting a well known TV news anchor's daughter knocked up when I had the chance.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Taking a scholarship to a non-target Division I school to play baseball because at the time it seemed like the greatest thing in the world. Should've leveraged my talent to get into a target school that would've been a little out of reach for me to begin with and just paid more in tuition.

 

Bigger the fuck up, bigger the lesson. Bigger the lesson, better I get. So looking back none of my shit seems to stink.

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MagnusWardBigger the fuck up, bigger the lesson. Bigger the lesson, better I get. So looking back none of my shit seems to stink.

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I'd post my actual biggest fuck ups on here, but I dont want anyone on here that I meet in real life to know them :-p

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
FrankD'anconiaA) not transfering to a target after freshman or sophomore year B) not getting an internship C) in sum- finding out how shit worked far too late

I think having "C" down would've prevented a lot of mistakes.

 

Though, then again, I really love my double major and being able to "have it all" in terms of education - it's definitely made me a more well-rounded person, so I have a feeling I won't regret it 20 years down the line.

 
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AsianMonkyDiscovering WSO.

Would've felt like a badass and on top of the world with just a Big 4 accounting career...aka the "Gold Stamp" as many of people I talked to in Corp Fin called it.

FUCK YES. While I learned a ton from a few people, I also feel depressed and cynical about my career prospects, where as before I felt like I was gonna be a boss. Now I'm like, "Ehh $150-200k career high? Should've went to a target"

But this also kinda goes along with the "finding out how things work too late" thing. Had I known about targets and nontargets, and careers in high finance, I would've applied to more schools than just my state schools, and would've gotten some acceptances from at least some semi-targets.

Still, I try to just remember that the past is over, and coming from an absolute non-target this is the absolute best I can do.

 

im still in college but i was talking with an analyst at CS about this today and while he didnt give specific examples, he said the worst thing an SA do is try to act like hot shots by speaking up in meetings, or take way too long on an easy project, or be too quiet and not socialize with their peers.

i know that doesnt directly answer your question, but if youre trying to figure out what NOT to do then i would say all of the above.

 

Okay it's not banking but a good story anyway . . .

a few years back my girlfriend was a summer associate at a law firm there was an email going around describing an incident in the LA office.

It seems that one of the summers got pretty drunk at a firm event and agressively pursued an associates girlfriend.

When the associate politely tried to intervene to help the guy out, the summer threatened to "fucking kill" him.

I don't think he even made it to the end of the summer.

 

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