I don't see the correlation between the moving, the cell phone, and you not doing well.

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J. Paul Getty
 

Actually you got fuckin lucky because the professor obviously noticed a bunch of fuckin douche bags (including you) are too stupid to pass classes without cheating. So she showed her hand and moved you faggots around so you couldn't cheat. The alternative would have been to wait till you ball slappers were in the act and catch you red handed and hand you over to the disciplinary committee. So consider yourself lucky.

 
Marcus_Halberstram:
Actually you got fuckin lucky because the professor obviously noticed a bunch of fuckin douche bags (including you) are too stupid to pass classes without cheating. So she showed her hand and moved you faggots around so you couldn't cheat. The alternative would have been to wait till you ball slappers were in the act and catch you red handed and hand you over to the disciplinary committee. So consider yourself lucky.

owned lol

 

i thought you were bragging to us that you got laid but i guess not

looking for that pick-me-up to power through an all-nighter?
 

It's a BS class which I have no interest in whatsoever. Secondly, the professor can't teach for her life. Third, I've gotten a lot lazier since getting my offer (albeit its BB Ops). Lastly, you "high roaders" need to get real: I'm sure everyone has used some assistance in exams at one point so no need to flame.

 
BrownyAce89:
I'm sure everyone has used some assistance in exams at one point so no need to flame.

Yea, but then we don't bitch about getting caught et al.

 

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