Newbie's JPMorgan IB Analyst SA resume - all comments appreciated!

Dear monkeys,

I am new to this forum and investment banking as well. This resume is intended for JP Morgan IB SA analyst position, as well as other BBs as well: http://www.razume.com/documents/18569

All help appreciated ~ sincerely!

Sincerely,
new monkey

 

ROFLMFAO - My favorite part: "native in Mandrain" - it took me at least a good 5 minutes after I googled and binged "Mandrain" 100X before I said to myself, "Does this guy mean Mandarin?"...awww man. lol. You just made my day with that line...

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HarvardOrBust:
Thought your venture was pretty interesting. Although, your content really needs a lot of work. Maybe consider outsourcing...

HorBust, can you elaborate a bit on how the content needs a lot of works? Thanks!

 

Guys, appreciate all comments. Sorry for the typo. The liberal arts is really not bullshit - I come from a country where there is no liberal arts and I do what I claim to.

 

Why do you have 1 present thing on the top and two others on the bottom? playing mix and match?

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

A couple of things I noticed needed MAJOR fixing off the bad 1. Sentence Structure (be concise and to the point, and always start off sentences with a verb) 2. Only have 3 jobs and 1-2 ecs

 

Chinese girl who attends Yale

I don't accept sacrifices and I don't make them. ... If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade at all. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.
 

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