Que se disent les VP de Goldman dans l'ascenseur ? the goldman sachs elevator. enjoy
#1 "Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." - John Steinbeck
#1: You shouldn't retire until your money starts making more money than you made in your best year
#1: Your place in history depends on what you do for others, not what others do for you.
#2: I want a place in East Hampton, not history.
#1: Girls with huge boobs will never know if they're really interesting.
#1: Foreigners probably can't tell if someone is retarded or just has a Boston accent.
#1: When I hear, 'Got a minute?' I know I'm about to lose a half hour of my life that I can never get back.
#1: 'Just be yourself' is good advice to probably 5% of people.
#1: You'll learn. Silence is the best way of saying 'fuck you'.
#1: Chicks love a sense of humor. Especially with a full head of hair and a fat wallet.
#1: When you tell a story, all I can think about is how much shorter it should be.
#1: Truly intelligent people don't feel compelled to talk about their IQ. In fact, I don't even know what mine is.
#1: The best revenge is when you honestly don't care anymore.
"It’s okay to trade the possibility of your 80s and 90s for more guaranteed fun in your 20s and 30s."
#1: We didn't climb our way to the top of the food chain by being vegetarians.
#1: Work hard. Eat right. Exercise. Don't drink too much. And only buy what you can afford. It's not rocket science.
#1: Longer jail time for crack than cocaine is like having harsher DUI punishment for malt liquor than Scotch.
#1: I don't get Twitter. It seems like texting for people who don't have any friends to text.
#1: In Sicily, gangsters kill the kids and grandkids of their enemies. In America, we have Reverse Mortgages.
#1: Homosexuality is a win-win for dudes. It usually takes two good looking guys and two ugly girls off the market.
#1: Being spotted in economy class must be like having your parents visit you at boarding school in a shitty rental car.
"Never allow your scientific work to overshadow a handful of inspirational quotes." - Albert Einstein
#1: Lost more on my gold watch today, than what you make in a year -- plus taxes.
#1: I wish I invested in poverty. It's up 60% since 2001. #2: We did.
#1: If there's a hot chick behind me at the ATM, I'll always leave my receipt in the machine so she can see the balance.
#1: If there's a hot chick behind me at the ATM, I'll always leave my receipt in the machine so she can see the balance.
#1: Retards who post photos from a Vegas hotel suite on Facebook are saying, 'this is as good as I think my life will ever get.'
#1: The fact that most people are too stupid to know how dumb they really are is the fabric holding our society together.
#1: Work hard, play hard? That's the mantra of a drunk who doesn't work that hard.
#1: It's a no brainer. I'd trade my 80s to have more fun in my 20s.
#1: You can always tell which people are riding bikes for exercise and which ones are doing it because they can't afford cars.
#1: It's hard not to judge somebody when their favorite movie sucks ass.
#1: Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.
"I bet Lance Armstrong even used drugs to win in his fight against cancer. What a fucking cheat.
#1: Hey, do you have change for a $20? #2: $20's are change, bro.
#1: From my experience, most people really should have lower self-esteem.
If you post screenshots of your tweets to Facebook. Fuck you.
#1: You shouldn't retire until your money starts making more money than you made in your best year.