Lawyers v Bankers chics

So this wek we had some solicitors/lawyers come down from a few top firms and I visited one as well. I get the impression chics in law are hotter then banking. As most of these chics are pt in front of clients so have to look the part. looks like most women are hired on looks.

 

and if you end up with Lawyer chick, be ready to part with all of your assets if you are ever inclined to seperate from her.

 

Chicks in banking are notoriously busted, if you don't believe me, feel free to take a gander around the bullpen of any BB. We're drawing most of our people from places like Harvard folks; I hate to break it to you, but these schools aren't exactly known for producing breathtaking women. Met any hot 3.9 Math/Econ double majors from MIT lately? Throw the sleep deprivation, zero excerise, crappy diet, sedentary lifestyle, no sunlight etc. in the mix, and you may very well have a strong candidate for the most busted females of any industry anywhere. Sad but true.

 

bankerspi314....busted is right.

I haven't worked at a BB yet, but all of the women I know who are interning / f.t.'ing certainly are f-ugly.

Thankfully, attractive women are rampant in NYC.

+Hammy

 

The girls at my place were good looking, although I never saw bankers, I was markets. Bankers arent real people , they dont exist so no one can comment.

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