Is Anybody Else Watching the Olympics on Eurosport?

I have a bone to pick with advertisement that they keep showing from the Lebanon Tourism Bureau.

1) The opening shot is of New York, but the woman speaks with a British accent. A little odd, but whatever. Maybe they work at some sort of international fashion company. Also she very overtly checks out the ass of the woman in the blue dress. Again, a little odd for a tourism ad but whatever.

2)The physical symptom of having the "Lebanon Blues" is looking like you just huffed a whole can of spray paint. And even in the shots where he is "in Lebanon" he still has basically same zoned-out look on his face.

I'm in Germany, but maybe they have different advertisements in different countries.

 

My biggest concern is that handball is actually considered a sport. I could send in my elementary school highlights and go pro in no time. That being said, I heard bankerella's dads first met at a handball match in Barcelona. The rest is history.

I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival.
 
Tolland15:
My biggest concern is that handball is actually considered a sport. I could send in my elementary school highlights and go pro in no time. That being said, I heard bankerella's dads first met at a handball match in Barcelona. The rest is history.

Fuck you. Handball is awesome. Where else can you watch semi attractive and toned women fight it out?

PS: Female wrestling and lingerie football are not sports.

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