How To Lose My Virginity?
Hey WSO, not satire (I know its 1 April) and this is my first post so sorry if this isn't in the right forum.
I'm a first-year BSc Economics student at The LSE and worked really hard during sixth form and university to secure various Spring Internships at a number of BB's and EB's. I also joined the LSE BIG subcommittee, which senior students said was the most prestigious finance society for landing springs, luckily it worked out but I'm just worried at this rate I won't be able to have the 'uni experience' like my peers.
I love my career and investment banking, but a lot of people I know at other London universities like UCL and King's get loads of girls and I've even seen them go on several dates with other girls from their university. I was wondering if anyone had insights into sourcing these opportunities? I sometimes go to Ministry with my committee members and I thought getting Spring Weeks would improve my social status, but for some reason girls my age in London don't seem to care.
Should I be worried about this or just focus on my grind and let the women come later?
No shame in coming out kid, focus on losing your virginity first. Went to a target school but not LSE (UCL / Warwick) and can relate that that your society attracts a peculiar bunch of 'interesting' kids (the I-wonder-how-they-were-in-high-school types) I should say. When you actually get into IB you wont have the same time you do now to go out and have fun. Dont be that guy sat there sending emails to MD's and VP's asking for coffee chats when you should be upping your hinge game lol
Thanks for the advice, would you recommend using Hinge to network with girls? I downloaded Tinder for a bit but I didn't really get many matches (a lot of my friends also have the same experience)
The issue is you’re approaching dating like its spring weeks. If it were so simple as bagging loads of springs and dishing out cold emails to MD’s sure you’d be drowning in punani but you’ve wrecked your chances by thinking this. You need to snap out of your weird LSE cultish society’s culture and make some normal friends lol. Those kids were complete neeks when I was in UG and can tell you my friends even now could say the same. Also, drop the “network” with girls bit lol
You'll fit right in in IB.
This story might sound funny, but surprisingly, a lot of people here can probably relate to it. First of all, congrats on landing a spring placement in arguably the toughest year yet. There’s a widespread belief that we can only be good at one thing or have one thing going for us at any given time. Many focus on self-improvement in just one area, like academics or internships, but it’s possible to make strides in many areas of your life simultaneously.
Here are some tips:
Hit the gym - Lifting weights won’t just attract girls, but it will help you fill out a t-shirt, making you look more attractive and feel more confident. You’ll stand out, as many can’t fill out a t-shirt properly.
Start a skincare routine - This might stir up debate among guys, but it’s a game changer. A lot of people suffer from poor skin, so taking care of yours can really set you apart.
Be social - Get out more, simple as that. Dating apps make it tough to stand out, showing only the top 1% of guys, so hit the social scene at least once every few weeks. Being from a prominent London Uni, I’ve seen how anonymity can hinder you; if you’re not seen or known, you’re invisible. Mix with different crowds beyond your finance committee bros, but keep your uni work and internships in check.
Dress and smell good - Always aim to look your best whenever you step outside. It doesn’t mean dressing up fancy, but being presentable, even if you’re just stepping out for a moment. People tend to remember your worst days more than your best, so give them no reason to count you out. Also, invest in a good cologne.
Use dating apps and social media wisely - This is where many guys struggle, not knowing how to present themselves well, which works against them. However, most first dates are set up via Instagram or dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, or Tinder. Knowing how to showcase yourself can lead to matches and dates without leaving your house.
Finally, don’t get trapped into being just the finance guy. It might mean a lot in our bubble, but outside, most couldn’t care less. Talking about it non-stop can come off as odd. In uni, only a few close friends knew about my internships at investment banks. Avoiding stereotypes worked in my favour, allowing me to connect with many women, both inside and outside my university—and no, I’m not a 6’3” Adonis. The lesson here is to diversify your self-improvement, avoid comparing yourself to others (as comparison is the joy-killer), and understand that banking won’t necessarily improve your chances with women. In fact, it might hinder it due to the demanding hours. So, it’s crucial to develop good habits and find a balance now, while your responsibilities are relatively low
This honestly seems like the most important part, don't be that guy who is always talking about your job or major or internship. Read some books, watch some movies, pick up a hobby, aka learn something else about the world that you can talk about.
Thanks so much for the extensive advice and I'll definitely take it on board. I've been doing some home workouts (push-ups mostly), would you say it's important to go to a gym? Also what hobbies would maximise my chances of getting girls? So far I mostly spend my time networking and modelling and would be curious to know which extracurriculars girls respect the most.
Please, please remove the F1 key and never be seen with a mouse! Most girls would go dry as the Sahara if they see that. I’m passing along this knowledge because for too long I made these horrendous mistakes and I want you to learn from them.
Surprisingly good advice from WSO lol
Don't listen to this guy. The rules are simple.
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive
Great answer on what obviously is a troll post. But yeah super wise words
incredible shitpost
The most important thing is personality and coming from LSE and doing banking you have it. Make sure to start conversations centered around your educational background and upcoming roles. Furthermore would really brush up your tell me about yourself responses, first impressions seal the deal. Good luck, I’m sure you won’t need any.
Thanks for the support and advice. I do often talk about my Spring Weeks and search fund internship because I can really show my passion and ambition, but girls often seem disinterested. Even for the ones who are interested in IB, I try to give them advice for recruiting but I always end up in the friendzone.
Maybe try to live that life. Get bank merch when you do start your spring week. Make sure that’s all you wear so they know you are the real deal.
Show, don’t tell!
Open up tinder. Make sure your profile shows you're very clearly attending Springs, imo throw in a picture infront of the BB/EBs in question (bonus points if you make a compilation of all of them in one photo = maximises swipe-to-value ratio). Add a picture infront of the LSE Old Building to show they're messing with a prestige target student. If you're working enough all-nighters on the app, you can (1) get used to IB hours, (2) start saying it was a full-time job on your CV. It doesn't matter if the women in your life went up from 1 to 6, you "achieved a 600% YoY increase of women through data-driven insight".
Recruiters will love it; thank me later.
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Step 1: Delete WSO
Step 2: (Idk I haven’t gotten that far seeing as I’m still here.)
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Date your auntie
You’re better off finding a hobby/interest and meeting people naturally through that interest.
Meeting people on hinge is like a quick resume screen and focused on superficial marketing vs. actual human connection/chemistry
You need to mix up your target demographic.
Hit up sway, the finance birds will love your spring week talk.
What have i just read💀
Dude, don’t sweat it. Time is on your side. You’re young, presumably smart and successful. And maybe a one night stand will satisfy the urge and I’m not against that - but don’t beat yourself up.
My observation (as someone who is married with two kids but didn’t necessarily “pull” when I was in college/early 20’s) - it will happen for you. Somewhere you don’t expect it, at a time you don’t expect it. And in retrospect a lot of my buddies who were sleeping around are now late to the marriage/parenting game.
Do what makes you happy and don’t compare yourself to other people. If that means losing your virginity then by all means hang out at a bar until close and do it enough times you’ll find someone to bang when the lights come on.
To quote contemporary Lucius Annaeus Seneca “You got to start somewhere. Don’t be going for (6/10). Start with the (1/10), start with the fat, maybe disabled and then work your way up. Build your confidence.” From the empirical observations, I noticed that getting laid is like getting springs. You start with Pimco Prep and end up with BX.
LMAO Pimco Prep, i've completely forgotten abt that shit. 1st year memories, altho I totally don't rmb wtf it was or whether it was even an actual spring lmfao. I'm too old for this
Withdraw 250 in cash and travel to your nearest red light district. Wrap it up...
Second this. Stacy at the "Pleasure Parlor" in Amsterdam got me right. Made sure to send her a thank you email to display my graciousness.
has anybody ever thought about the possibility of doing a roll up of "adult services" businesses?
You are over thinking this topic. You need to look good, have some social skills and keep trying until you connect.
Don't stress too much about the social scene - just keep doing your thing, enjoying your time with your committee, and trust that everything else will come together when it's meant to. Stay true to yourself
The girls worth having are ones that wouldn’t be interested in you today, but maybe some time in the future… depending on how you turn out
start with getting off WSO
Step 1: cut a hole in the box
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