How to diffuse a situation
I forgot to write up this presentation, well wasn't my fault it was assigned to a number of people and somehow ended up with me. The last person in the email was my colleague and he handed it over to me and I forgot about it and everyone thought he was meant to do it. Nevertheless I got it done on time and no one was the wiser.
But today some long legged blond who is a lawyer working for us, came to see me about the presentation as felt bits of it were rushed. I explained that it went around a bit and ended up with me close to the deadline.
She went on and on that these have to be ready weeks in advance as she has to check some stuff about what is written in there. Her exact words were I will need to get to the bottom of this. Where I looked at her arse and said I would like to get to the bottom as well.
That diffused the situation and she said well i will just have to work quickly to get it done and have now talked her into a drink after I said thats the least i can do for making you work extra hard.
This is one hot lawyer chic, looks sexy in her business atire. I wouldn't mins unfolding those legs I can tell you.
Nice work Austin
You are the master sensai :-)
I thought you were smart. You actually believe this faggot's stories?
with your mind always focused on that.
Truly you have a gift. LOL
I know this would be a completely idiotic idea but you should def post some pics of all these women you talk about because words are great but a picture is worth a 1000 words.
Now im not gonna post pics of my colleagues am I. Someone else from the same bank might use this site. Take my word for it they are hot. One or two might be avg but the chic in sales I mentioned and this llawyer chic are hot by anyones standards.
So I met her after work went to this sports bar for a drink and she brought one of her colleagues along too. A indian chic, not my type but one of my mates would have probably really gone for her. Anyways the both of them just went on about long hours and it's good to go out once in a while.
So then we had a go at this table football and then the pool table. None of them could hold the cue, so this was by cue to teach her. I done the regular lean up aginst her teach her how to hold it etc. Then sat back and watched her bend over that table. I decided to push the boat out by stroking my cue on her calf as she went to shoot and pretended to give the skirt a bit of a lift. Nice thighs too I must add.
Didnt get any complaints, but thats where it ended because I made a rookie mistake. She said take my number we should do it again sometime, I put it in my mobile but didnt save it asnd she asked are you not going to. I said will do it later, its in last dialled. She then said sav it with my name else will forget. I forgot her name, so then said you save it. Thats when she goes whats my name. Sorry I forgot I said. took a guess, then she laughd and said phone me when you remember. That was the end of that. She then left and said will see you tomorrow. As soon as she left I remembered it.
Could it be the mac is losing his touch.
This is the best line of all time from Coupling.
When Steve in front of his girlfriend (Susan) tells Jeff the only reason he can think of to not cheat on his girlfriend with this hot coworker who is all over him is that "It could be a trick"
Keep in mind, she is a lawyer.
In the show they talk about this service where girlfriends can hire a hot chick to hit on her boyfriend and then to find out if he would cheat or not.
That's almost criminal.
She wouldn't hire anyone we are not that serious. But I remember one of the girls I was chatting up at a party we went to knew her well. Good thing i didn't say anything to inappropriate. Anyway she knows what i'm like but doesn't think will do anything.
Zala, I chose to believe his stories. It's the better alternative :-)
Normally, I don't really care what goes on in the myriad of threads at this site. But to see you calling this douche a master sensai with a cutesy emoticon after he posted some bullshit story is depressing. If ibo starts getting fewer and fewer hits because people are seeing these random99 threads and abandoning this place out of disgust, I am blaming people like you for sucking up to him.
The only douchebag is you, as you compalin about everyone. If my threads were reducing hits am sure the admin of the site would say so. If it is a problem i can stop making threads but this is in the monkeying around section.
Haha, dude, your threads are not actually reducing hits. The problem is that you are a gay idiot. That's all.
The only gay guy here is you. You seem to have a prolem with everyone, now go get a life.
Zala, this is getting silly. I think Random just tries to bring some levity to everyone's day...
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