Happy Halloween!

No tricks today, fellas, only treats. I love Halloween for many reasons, not the least of which is the seeming willingness on the part of even the most conservative ladies to embrace their inner skank for the evening. For those Last-Minute Lewie's out there, FunnyOrDie has saved your bacon with a downloadable Kenny fucking Powers mask.

More good news: for those too young/too broke/ too chicken to go out and buy this month's Playboy, the Tank-A-Bank article is finally available for you to read online (WARNING: The link takes you to Playboy's site, so unless you want IT crawling up your ass and exploding, it's probably best not to access it at work. We don't want anybody getting fired over it.) HERE. Yves Smith gave us a pretty nice nod over at Naked Capitalism, too.

While we're on the subject of Not Safe For Work material, the next episode of NSFW will be posted to WSO on Sunday morning. Tune in, we'll be discussing the ramifications of the currency war, the death of prop trading, and which Four Loko flavor is most appropriate for holiday gift giving. The first episode is approaching the 50,000-view mark (are you shittin' me?), and we're just getting warmed up.

Halloween is a pretty subdued affair here in Paris, though it has picked up some steam over the past few years. That said, I don't have any wild plans for the weekend (aside from a trick-or-treat party my kids are going to tonight), so I have to live vicariously through your exploits. Don't leave me hanging.

Have a great weekend guys. Anyone with any interesting/hilarious/disgusting/sad photos of Halloween hijinks can send them to me at [email protected] and I'll post them to the site!

 

Eddie, I'll be heading to Bourbon Street, sans girlfriend. Six pack of beer, lawn chair, and a camera should keep me entertained. Maybe a few strings of beads for bait. Wonder what the op-ed costume du jour will be...tea bags? Sarah Palin? Regardless, there will be plenty of ass-less chaps and "show yo' tits" for the whole family!

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
 

i clicked on the link to playboy site before i read on. i'm at work, now going to be waiting for the impending doom for the rest of the day.

not cool.

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 
Edmundo Braverman:
Oreos:
i clicked on the link to playboy site before i read on. i'm at work, now going to be waiting for the impending doom for the rest of the day.

not cool.

Just switched it up and put the warning before the link.

Sorry, bro. There's always barber college.

No worries it's my last day in the office on Monday. I'm doing what the fuck want....haha joke

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 

Lovin' the mask. Luckily one of the Principals in the office is a huge Kenny Powers fan and always runs around the office saying "I'm about to fuck you up with some truth".

I've got a pub crawl scheduled tonight and a house party tomorrow. We will see what snapshots I can grab for WSO's viewing pleasure.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Not happy with the mask- My face looks all computery and damn pixelated. You should all be wearing Scream masks instead anyway.

There have been many great comebacks throughout history. Jesus was dead but then came back as an all-powerful God-Zombie.
 

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