-Monkeying Around section.... notice that it's not in ibanking discussion

If 'Fake Boobs' is a legitimate topic in that section, then this funny video is equally related

MoveinLife, strike 1, don't make it 2 or 3.

 
boilerbanker:
lol, i think moveinlife has striked out numerous times.

On a few private messages with people wanting to have discussions without the 'flaming', people have noted how alot of people on this board are 1)arrogant 2) rude 3) and just down right gay

What is the issue? Age? MAturity? General gayness? People...realize that being like that makes you an unhire-able loser who people are going to despise.

 
boilerbanker:
lol, i think moveinlife has striked out numerous times.

i know ibankers are known mostly for their quantitative skills and not verbal proficiency, but i CONSTANTLY notice terrible grammar on this forum... i notice these things but im not a grammar nazi who will always point it out because frankly i dont think grammar matters too much in everyday speaking, but... "STRIKED OUT?" come on man.

STRIKED??

strike one for you, buddy lol :-)

 
h4zin:
boilerbanker:
lol, i think moveinlife has striked out numerous times.

i know ibankers are known mostly for their quantitative skills and not verbal proficiency, but i CONSTANTLY notice terrible grammar on this forum... i notice these things but im not a grammar nazi who will always point it out because frankly i dont think grammar matters too much in everyday speaking, but... "STRIKED OUT?" come on man.

STRIKED??

strike one for you, buddy lol :-)

Give us a break, for some of us English is our 2nd or 3rd language.

 
h4zin:
boilerbanker:
lol, i think moveinlife has striked out numerous times.

i know ibankers are known mostly for their quantitative skills and not verbal proficiency, but i CONSTANTLY notice terrible grammar on this forum... i notice these things but im not a grammar nazi who will always point it out because frankly i dont think grammar matters too much in everyday speaking, but... "STRIKED OUT?" come on man.

STRIKED??

strike one for you, buddy lol :-)

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h4zin:

i know ibankers are known mostly for their quantitative skills and not verbal proficiency, but i CONSTANTLY notice terrible grammar on this forum... i notice these things but im not a grammar nazi who will always point it out because frankly i dont think grammar matters too much in everyday speaking, but... "STRIKED OUT?" come on man.

STRIKED??

strike one for you, buddy lol :-)

I can have punctuation? Thankyou.

 
moveinlife:
All i have to say is nothing towards those comments...thank you(head lifted high)

this guy sounds like hes 7 years old. my 9 year old brother is seriously more mature than him

 

H4zin, where the hell did you get the impression ibankers were known for these? Do you pull everything out of your ass?

 

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