Blue Balls

Would you date a girl working in an IB. I have seen some really sexy ladies in my division, some of them dont have brilliant faces but the bodies are rock hard. There is a girl that sits next to me and her legs just look amazing, if I ever get bored at work I just have to look around and see these sexy blondes walking around with their high heels, tanned legs and tight bums.

Problem is I don't have a hope in hell, I was speaking to a few of them and all their boyfriends seem to be senior guys at other places pulling in large salaries. one was married to a lawyer another to a investment banker. The only ones left are those real sorry to say ugly girls who are in banking to make money so they can satisfy there sad little lives. Very few girls on the trading desks look good.

Most of these hotties are in sales, I know one who reglularly goes to client meetings and wears a skirt that would make her mother blush. I went to a meeting with her and one of the guys was trying to get her to bend over and he got his wish. She went to pick up a pen and all of us just checked out her ass.

There is also this chubby one but her tits are like airbags you would suffocate in those. I get the feeling that these girls are hired on looks alone. i mean the one with the legs if I interviewed her. I would be looking at those through out. She would get a guranteed bonus from me.

One guy in my dept claims to have had two of the sales girls at the same time. One sexy blonde the other a brunette. Both tall slim and really beautiful.

I go home with blue balls everyday. Does it hapen to anyone else. I hope I have a chance with girls like these in a few years.

 

Solution:

Weeks 1-4 Dbol 25mgs/day Weeks 1-12 Test-E 500mgs/week Weeks 1-12 Arimidex .5mgs/day

PCT: Weeks 13-17 Nolva 30,30,20,20 Weeks 13-15 Clomid 150,100

 

Thanks for that, it will solve the problem for 15 weeks then will return agian. Either I get the sack or get in the sack.

 

You should revaluate yourself. Your clothes, your body is a start. But the way you conduct yourself and speak is more important upon the way women (and men) perceive you. No substance can change this.

 

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