best comebacks
what are the best comebacks you've ever seen from an analyst to an associate/VP/MD?
for example
MD: Why are there so many fucking mistakes? Do you want to be fired?
Analyst: You'd never do that. That would mean doing actual work and you're way too lazy for that
would be a decent comeback
"The jerk store called and they're all out of you"
"What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller"
"Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!"
It's "wife".
"His wife's in a coma."
It's "his".
"His wife is in a coma."
I think a village somewhere is missing an idiot.
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