Been ripping Uber black on company card, management is getting fussy. Help?

Started going with the ol' Uber Comfort awhile back and thought I'd really push it and begin with the blacks. Now I'm hooked and there is something about those Lincoln Navigators and Escalades that just makes my tail wag. Anyhoo, management sat me down and lost their shit. Wouldn't be an issue if I could stop but I can't. I love those navigators.

 
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Whenever I catch my little weasel analysts using Uber Black, I staff them on all of our ESG-focused capital solution advisory deals. I make sure they never see the light of day in a generalist M&A transaction. Have fun pricing that instrument at a few hundred bps above SOFR, you scoundrel.  

 

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