Fellow Primates,
It's a slow, hot summer. The market is down, and with it our spirits. What can we do but to fight…
Welcome to the first official BATTLE OF THE BULGES sponsored by WallStreetOasis.com!
What is the Battle of the Bulges? A 'locally social online' game hosted by GoCrossStudios that takes 2 minutes to play every day (seriously). Your team must band together to elect leaders, coordinate movements, and ultimately crush your enemies - ie other Bulge Bracket Banks. The more people you recruit to join your Bank, the better your chances of conquering New York City. This is the perfect opportunity to build networks across your firm or for you interns to keep touch with all those people you met this summer.
So, do you worship the House of Morgan? Are you a fan of the Culture of Excellence? Would you rather kill your real brother than have your Lehman Brothers fail? Do you stay up crying over the carcass of your beloved teddy Bear Stearns or the soiled honor of your Citi? Prove your loyalty, have fun, and help your bank conquer Manhattan in the first ever Battle of the Bulges!
SIGN UP IS NOW OPEN!!! Click here to sign up fast. The first battle starts on Monday, August 11th!
There is only one way to prove you’re the best, and it not league tables, vault rankings, or stock prices. It’s all out war!



