I just opened this while I was on the phone with someone at work and started laughing. thanks squirtz.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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Wall Street leaders now understand that they made a mistake, one born of their innocent and trusting nature. They trusted ordinary Americans to behave more responsibly than they themselves ever would, and these ordinary Americans betrayed their trust.
 
Camondo:
What are the exit ops? It is easy to switch from Investment Baking to Private Wheat Management?
You should not worry about exit opportunity or retirement if you put a little dough away every week. You gotta be a good roll model for the other monkeys.
Oui!oui!oui! Money Gives Power, Power Buys Positions
 

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